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Crap, crap …. crap

Is crap the new black? Can anybody name me anything that’s actually improved in recent times? I’m talking pretty broad…

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7 not 2

So, you’re all in a hump about having to stay 2 metres apart from people? Imagine if you lived in…

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Sleep Deprived

Sorry, but I’ve forgotten how to sleep. Can anybody please remind me – where do your arms go when you’re…

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Think like a Dog

I’m beginning to think that my dog has life sussed. She has food, water, treats, a variety of comfy beds,…

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I have …THE CURE

I also have X Ray Specs, the Sex Pistols and The Clash. This is because music is the answer to…

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Who’s Right?

If somebody said to you when your car was being serviced – ‘the cost is £75.00 ….but…your brakes could fail,…

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What the actual f*** is going on….

New theory. The dull, Tory bastards, have been thinking we the ‘common’ people have been having it way too good,…

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We’re not ready yet ….

The end of my tether is rapidly approaching. What will happen when my tether end has been reached… I’ve no…

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Knotweed Spread

Do you ever wonder how Knotweed continues to spread around the UK? Surely, everyone must be aware of the issues,…

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Fragile

It occurs to me that the world is a fairly fragile place. All the more so, with the recent lockdown…

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Modern life is crap …

Sat in my new Audi – which is brand new and hasn’t moved much during lockdown – I finally have…

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Fight for your right …

I occasionally liken myself to a boxer. Pre-fight – I’m bouncing around, full of energy, the music’s blasting out ‘eye…

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Don’t Let That Suspicious Weed Grow

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