All Mike Clough Articles - Page 9

Crap, crap …. crap
Is crap the new black? Can anybody name me anything that’s actually improved in recent times? I’m talking pretty broad…

7 not 2
So, you’re all in a hump about having to stay 2 metres apart from people? Imagine if you lived in…

Sleep Deprived
Sorry, but I’ve forgotten how to sleep. Can anybody please remind me – where do your arms go when you’re…

Think like a Dog
I’m beginning to think that my dog has life sussed. She has food, water, treats, a variety of comfy beds,…

I have …THE CURE
I also have X Ray Specs, the Sex Pistols and The Clash. This is because music is the answer to…

Who’s Right?
If somebody said to you when your car was being serviced – ‘the cost is £75.00 ….but…your brakes could fail,…

What the actual f*** is going on….
New theory. The dull, Tory bastards, have been thinking we the ‘common’ people have been having it way too good,…

We’re not ready yet ….
The end of my tether is rapidly approaching. What will happen when my tether end has been reached… I’ve no…

Modern life is crap …
Sat in my new Audi – which is brand new and hasn’t moved much during lockdown – I finally have…

Wish You Weren’t Here……
“Japanese knotweed – I wish you weren’t here”, is an easy enough statement to make… but actually doing something about…

Get a Dog
Some of you may remember me getting a miniature dachshund about 9 months ago and my describing the chaos that…

Are you Important?
I’ve always said to my kids…. ‘make yourself noticed at work’ – be that person that jumps up and says……