Nuclear weapons – ‘of no use …in war on Japanese knotweed’
In case any of you were wondering – given current events – the answer is yes…Japanese knotweed can withstand a direct hit from a nuclear warhead.
*Donald trump has been quoted as saying … ‘We tried the mother of all bombs on the mother of all weeds… but it had no impact’.
**Mr Kim Jong-un was quoted as saying… ‘Mother f***ing knotweed, b***ard’
*possibly made up
** definitely made up