Home or Away…

Why would I want to sit in a crowded airport, with a bunch of sweaty people that have poor hygiene…

 …then wait around for several hours whilst their hygiene deteriorates…..

 …then get onto a plane with the same people….

 ….all so that I can check into a sweaty hotel, in a sweaty country, with the same sweaty people I’ve hated on the plane…

…I hate flying.

…I hate being too hot.

…and I don’t like people.

…when, as an alternative, I can stay at my cottage in the Peak District at the end of a private drive set on a beautiful river with private land all around me …

Aaaaaah bliss.

….peace, quiet……no people….and a reasonable climate.

It’s obvious isn’t it?

Stay at home…

Can somebody tell my wife 😬

 

Mike C