You thought you were master of your universe, didn’t you?
You thought you were in control.
You thought you’d got it all sussed out.
I’m going to work till I’m 60,
I’ll have paid everything off,
kids all sorted,
no more borrowing,
car paid off….happy retirement ahead.
But no – somebody decided this was not your future.
So, your life ahead now reads …
I’m going to work till I drop,
nothing will be paid off,
kids are back at home,
I’ve borrowed to the hilt,
what bloody car… I’m cycling everywhere?
…. retirement wtf’s that …?
But …you’ll be thinking – at least I’ve got toilet rolls ….
…. actually ffs …who’s used the last bloody bog roll????