Diet

My wife has suggested that lockdown has not done my figure any good. Elasticated waistline pants and tracksuit bottoms have been hiding an expanding girth of Homer Simpson like proportions.

I admit, I do have some weaknesses.

Biscuits

Cheese

Butter

Cake

Wine

Bacon

Sausages

Beer

Chocolate

Cheese

Yes, I put cheese in twice – as I normally put cheese in twice whenever I get the opportunity.

Mrs. Clough has suggested that I cut out all of these things and eat more vegetables.

My argument in return was that because she already liked vegetables, then eating more vegetables was actually making her dieting easier than mine – because I’m not a great broccoli and kale fan.

I suggested that if I have to eat more vegetables then to make it even – she should eat more red meat and cheese and beer – just to make it balance.

She hit me.

Just saying.

 

Mike C