And so, this is Covid…

And so, this is Covid and what have we learnt?

Well ….my current feeling is that I’m in the upper sixth form at school and some kid in his first year has been given the power to control everything I do.

He’s cancelled the disco on a Friday and he’s cancelled the school trip to France – both of these events were my prime chance of getting snogged by the prettiest girl in school – and so I’m well pissed off.

On top of this he’s also told me that I’ve got to stay in – whilst he’s off gadding about having lots of children with different women – and hiding away in some country retreat.

I feel that this inexperienced kid has no idea of what he’s doing and is being guided by a flock of experts who have no concept of what ‘real’ people do in the ‘real’ world.

I cannot help but wonder how this youngster has gained all this power so quickly and without anybody questioning his skill set?

Every once in a while the headmaster (the Queen) pops her head up and makes a few noises – whilst holed up in a fortress of impregnability to any virus that’s out there …and pretending she’s ‘one of us’ ….yeah right.

Her staff get burned alive every night just to make sure there’s no cross contamination – and Andrew gets to recruit new servants from the address book left to him by his buddy Jeffrey Epstein.

Coming away from the school analogy – I hear that one of his ‘experts’ is the same guy that guided government decisions regarding the last foot and mouth outbreak.

During that period tens of thousands of cattle and sheep were destroyed unnecessarily. Millions were paid out in compensation to farmers whilst the ‘ordinary’ man was left unable to access countryside to walk and relax and work was stopped on any site vaguely near any open countryside.

With hindsight these actions are now considered to be wholly inappropriate and hugely costly to the economy.

Yet the same guy is asked the same questions and gives the same answers….

I really cannot wait till we start getting the real stories coming through about what’s going on?

Who’s made a fortune from selling crap to the NHS?

Whose businesses have flourished, who’s have failed

Who’s invested in PPE just at the right time?

Who sold their travel company/hotel/restaurant company just before ye olde shit hit the fan?

My bet is this was all started by Jeff Bezos –

He started it.

He delivered it to us in our cardboard packaging.

He will deliver the testing kits.

He will collect the testing kits.

He will infect more of us.

Him and that Elon Musk are both from Mars sent to wipe us all out.


You heard it here first folks.


Mike C


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