Breaking newsMay 17th 2017
Nuclear weapons - 'of no use ...in war on Japanese knotweed'
In case any of you were wondering - given current events - the answer is yes...Japanese knotweed can withstand a direct hit from a nuclear warhead.
*Donald trump has been quoted as saying ... 'We tried the mother of all bombs on the mother of all weeds... but it had no impact'.
**Mr Kim Jong-un was quoted as saying... 'Mother f***ing knotweed, b***ard'
*possibly made up
** definitely made up