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Morons ahead.

Trying to drive out of the petrol station yesterday I was trying to cut across the near lane and turn right. The traffic in the first lane was nose to tail even though they couldn’t go anywhere because the lights were on red. I gestured questioningly at the car that was blocking me ….and got a two fingered response.


Driving up the road (eventually) I came across stationary traffic caused by parked cars on both sides of the road. This involved two cars parked opposite each other. Empty road ahead, empty road behind but they had chosen to park opposite each other. In one of the cars an obese young woman sat eating her MacDonald’s sandwich whilst smoking a cigarette and drinking from a coke can. I gestured questioningly at her as I eventually passed her …and got a two fingered gesture in response.


On arriving at home, I couldn’t get on my drive because somebody had parked blocking my drive. I had to wait patiently until the lady driver stopped her conversation with her friend and moved her car. I looked questioningly at her and got a mouthed ‘fuck off’.


Drive on any motorway currently and you will find some idiot stuck in the outside lane doing 65mph and going nowhere – he just won’t budge. When you eventually get past him you will see he is clearly having a highly interesting telephone conversation, happily ignoring everything going on around him, including motorway driving regulations.


Have you been in an airport queuing to get through immigration when suddenly they change the barriers to let others though in front of you? These people are ‘late’ and are in danger of missing their flight. Get up earlier you lazy fuckers. Jeez.


Is it just me or is the world just turning out a bunch of selfish lazy people who don’t give a crap about anything but themselves….??

How’s about you think about somebody other than yourself you thoughtless bastards.

Thank you.

Mike C