Holy Mary Mother of God…. I’m thinking we need to start using acronyms at JKSL. If there’s one thing, I can’t stand it’s bent language.
Hastings – like the battle.
Here’s my list so far;
SO 1 – survey operative number 1 (number 2/3 and 4)
OP 1 – operations (number 1 and 2)
ACC – Alex’s credit card
DCC – obviously Dave’s credit card
AFO – about to fuck off – this is when the lads leave site early
DOG – that would be the dog
AFO – another fuck off early
BO – this occurs when a spray suit has been worn during a hot day
OCG – organised crusty grain sandwich
ARV – I’ll have a half
ANPR – another un-paid road fine
CHIS – this happens when the name Chris is mis-spelled
We’ve also created a few of our own;
AIIAM – this is when Ann from accounts is in a bad mood
MOHWI – Mike’s on his way in
NPC – no petty cash
TBA – toilet blocked again.
….it just makes life more fun now that Line of Duty’s finished.