And the Oscar for Japanese Knotweed Control goes to…..?
As a triumphant Danny Boyle visits Radcliffe (Head Office of Japanese Knotweed Solutions) we got to talking in the office about who would win the Oscars for Japanese Knotweed Control?
Director in a leading Role Mike Clough
Supporting Role Alex Dayes
Understudy Dan McLaughlin
Leading Role Helen Todd
Supporting Role Suzanne Hardy
Animated feature film Japanese Knotweed - The Movie
Art Direction Blueleaf (Marketing Company)
Make up Meg Clough
Foreign Language CAS - our accountants!
Best Picture Mikes Speeding fine
Writing (adapted) People who copy our website!
Best Actress Sarah - accounts
Best Snow Boarder Emma Bullivant (oops it hit me)
Music Jo when she answers the phone
Cast members Dave, Phil, Mike, Paul, Pete, Ric
And a supporting crew too numerous to mention…..
Personally I would like to thank my mum, my dad, my make up artist, trainer, dog and everyone else who knows me.
PS We did also think that the … ‘best work of fiction’ should go to one of our competitors….but feel it would HIT them too hard!
